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PANEL 1:

A) CAPTION: “THE TEAM CAME NINE DAYS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.”

PANEL 2:

B) CAPTION: “THIS ACTUALLY WAS A BIT OF GOOD LUCK AS WE HAD RUN OUT OF EDIBLE RATIONS FOUR DAYS PRIOR.”

PANEL 3:

C) CAPTION: “DESPITE MY EARLIER MISGIVINGS, IT WAS MY HOPE I COULD EXPLAIN TO THE OPERATIVES THAT JEFF PRESENTED NO DANGER TO THE CORPORATION.”

PANEL 4:

D) CAPTION: “OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, THAT THEY SHOULD CONFER WITH HIGHER CORPORATE FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.”

PANEL 5:

E) CAPTION: “THEY IGNORED ME.”

PANEL 6:

F) CAPTION: “ONCE THEY HAD ESTABLISHED THAT JEFF WAS THE LAST REMAINING COLONIST, THEY IMMEDIATELY TRAINED THEIR AUTOMATIC RIFLES ON JEFF’S HEAD AND MID-SECTION.”

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PANEL 1

A) TEXT: “DAS TEAM KAM NEUN TAGE EHER ALS GEPLANT.”

PANEL 2

B) TEXT: “DAS WAR SOGAR EIN GLÜCKLICHER UMSTAND, WEIL WIR VIER TAGE VORHER ALLE GENIEßBAREN RATIONEN VERBRAUCHT HATTEN.”

PANEL 3

C) TEXT: “TROTZ MEINER VORANGEGANGENEN BEFÜRCHTUNGEN HOFFTE ICH, IHNEN ERKLÄREN ZU KÖNNEN, DASS JEFF FÜR DEN KONZERN KEINE BEDROHUNG DARSTELLTE.”

PANEL 4

D) TEXT: “ODER, DASS SIE ZUMINDEST MIT IHREN VORGESETZTEN RÜCKSPRACHE HALTEN SOLLTEN, UM WEITERE ANWEISUNGEN ZU ERHALTEN.”

PANEL 5

E) TEXT: “SIE IGNORIERTEN MICH.”

PANEL 6

F) TEXT: “SOBALD SIE HERAUSGEFUNDEN HATTEN, DASS JEFF DER LETZTE VERBLIEBENE SIEDLER WAR, RICHTETEN SIE SOFORT IHRE AUTOMATISCHEN GEWEHRE AUF JEFFS KOPF UND KÖRPER.”

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Quadro 1

A)Deacon: “A equipe veio nove dias antes do prazo.”

Quadro 2

B)Deacon: “Isso foi, na verdade, um pouco de sorte, já que tínhamos ficado sem rações comestíveis, quatro dias antes.”

Quadro 3

C)Deacon: “Apesar de minhas dúvidas anteriores,eu tinha esperança de conseguir explicar aos agentes que Jeff não representava perigo para a corporação.”

Quadro 4

D)Deacon: “Ou, pelo menos, que eles deveriam conferir com o escalão mais alto, para obter novas instruções.”

Quadro 5

E)Deacon: “Eles me ignoraram.”

Quadro 6

F)Deacon: “Uma vez que eles tinham estabelecido que o Jeff era o último colono restante,eles automaticamente miraram seus rifles automáticos na cabeça e no peito dele.”

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Artifice Page 62

December 27, 2011 Alex Woolfson 109 Comments

Ready… Aim…. Hmmm. What happens next?

We have new Fan Art by qui-gon-robot, a dark imagining of Jeff and Deacon’s eventual “escape” entitled “A Perfect Dystopia”. Totally appropriate for today’s darker page. Check it out!

And…

***THIS IS A BONUS PAGE!***

The 15th bonus page in a row! You are UNSTOPPABLE! 😀

Special thanks go out to long-time supporters Virginia H., Micheal B. (who has now donated for the seventeenth week in a row! Stunning!) & to Brent B. (who got the ball rolling on the next bonus page—thank you!) and a warm welcome and grateful bow go out to new supporters Paula B. & Kenya F. for their generous donations over the last few days!

Big hugs go out to long-time friends of Artifice Clidiane A. and Jennifer B. (who has now made their fourth super-generous donation in a row!) and to new friend Christian S. (who put us over the top for this page! High five!) for their super-generous $25 donations!

Finally, android-strength hugs and much, much holiday love go out to Ethan R. for their extraordinarily generous $50 donation (which makes their third mega-generous donation to Artifice! And yes, thank you, Ethan—it was indeed a lovely Christmas gift!)

Thank you all so much for your awesome support! (And also for the holiday well-wishing—reading your kind words helped to make this Christmas a very special one for me.)

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